If anyone needs a irrigation repair, I have the guy. The Botox Kid ( Tushy Boy Browning ) came to my home today and repaired my controller. The boy saved me $300.00. He's retired, bored, and looking for something to do. Give him a call, he might throw in a lap dance for free.

Karen - thought the funeral services for Debbie were very nice.  The church was filled to capacity.  I thought that I was going to have to park across the street.  The pastor did an excellent job.  I met one of Debbie's sons, Michael, when I came in.  He came over and introduced himself and told me how much Debbie love her friends from SOC.  I thought that was nice.

I like your thought for the day.

Integrity 

Integrity is one of several paths. It distinguishes itself from the others because it is the right path…And the one in which you will never get lost.

Mr. Southworth...I must say, your observations were cleverly and beautifully stated, described and exemplified by the metaphorical use of the apparatuses used to create the observance of the size of the unnamed objects.

And although observances are usually different for every person...as we see things differently...I must say that the  BAZOOKAS you have discussed in your essay would have been more observable had the lovely women who fought the battle worn white. But then again...as we did when we were young...we can only DREAM!

In any event, you will get away with your coments where as I may not. LOL

Leave it to JS to find a new meaning for "pistols" and "bazookas"!!   Never thought of it like that, but yes, KMG's bazookas beat my pistols any day!   Tell Mr. Smiley to keep his two-cents out of it!   That's why Toni should have played . . .  she has some great bazookas!!    

Hey good idea Karen-maybe we can build some bunkers and some different kinds of surprises for them - bring some change of clothes for the Turncoat, and some rubber booties so her feet stay dry! 

Toni may have kept her powder dry but she didn't have half as much fun as the "bloodlust belles". Jack and Bruce fought a good fight but so did the girls. The rematch next year should be awesome. As soon as I get the blueprints for Gordy's place, I'm going to start mapping out our new plan of attack.  

Turncoat just knew that she had to go home with Bruce and she did not want to have to feed all those dogs by herself (which was actually pretty smart).  And we knew you would take up for shoot em' from the hip Hawkins!    And Jack - I will send all of the pics just as they were taken.  It was too much fun not to show all of them.

Cheezehead - don't be taking Turncoat side - she is the one that gave two guns to her husband to ambush me with.  I mean here I was standing there, the innocent  person  that you know that I am and all of the sudden I get drenched from behind!  I actually looked like I walked out of the shower.  Don't listen to Jack, from the hip, Hawkins, most of the time he stood behind the fence and shot at us.  We had to come up with the bucket trick & it did not get anything but cement!!!   Don't worry - we will plan better next time - we'll get Gordy first!!!!!