KMG, I knew we could count on you for some good ones!  Clever!   But what about Dale, Richard & of course JS???  They always have some snappy quips.  And where's wiseacre Shortcake when you need her?  Toni?   any one else got a good slogan for Gordy's Chili Fixin's packed in a stick of dynamite?? 

For Gordy's chili fixings, how about "Warning: this product will ignite your tastebuds" or "Warning: the bodacious flavor may be addictive and your guests may never leave" or "Warning: for serious chili consumers only, no pantywaists or lightweights".

Annette, I've been trying to enter the "Waist Management" business for years without success.

I've known Charles since first grade and I know how brave and uncomplaining he has been all these years. He truly appreciates the miracles God has given him over the years to keep him here with us. You have my prayers Charles. You can get through this I know. We love you dearly.

Thanks for letting us know about Charles SNL - Our thoughts and prayers are with him.

The fact that most don't know of Charles' serious health issues goes to show what a brave and never-complaining person he is!  He was diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis as a child.  Drs sd he wouldn't live past his teen years.  In his early 20s Drs said he was a walking miracle but would never see 30!  By 40 the Drs were amazed but continued to tell him he should have died years ago and don't expect to see 50!  He was 60 on Aug 31!! But if you ask him how he's doing he always says, "If my feet hit the floor & I'm staring down at the grass rather than up at the roots... it's a good day!"  His father and all the men in his family died before they were 50. He is truly a walking miracle, but he needs one more, as this arterior aneurysm is serious.  Please pray!