Comments: only one carrion per person.
Comments: Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only .........."
Comments: Get it??? TeeHee
Comments: one more would be 240.
Comments: Why are there only 239 beans in a can?
Comments: JAda, Tooth Hurty. Ah-so, Veddy funny. ROR- (Raffing out Roud) I know the mouse one and won't spoil it but someone ought to guess cause the answer is funny.
Comments: 2:30 (tooth hurty) Why do mice have small balls?
Comments: JAda, I'll bite. I guess early in the morning when the Doc is alert?
Comments: What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Comments: LMAO
Comments: Richard, You are the king, but that reminds me that I did know a Leper prostitute but her business fell off.
Comments: I don't know why I thought I could compete with Smiley. Or, If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
Comments: Mike Dunn - I know you are a "lurker" here on this site & that's Ok. We love lurkers bec we know they are keeping up with us! As Don L said, you take it easy & get the problem fixed so you can get back to better health. My prayers for you to improve will continue. KMD - I bet Kira's dad keeps a shotgun leaning against the front door!!!
Comments: Dale, It took me a minute, but that did put a smile on my face!
Comments: Richard, I'm getting old, Zeke. Sorry to hear about the baby seal clubbing. A cannibal was out for a walk when he passed his brother... |
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