Comments: The man wears a suit and the dog just pants.
Comments: One is well healed the other is, well , heeled
Comments: Yes! Now, What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
Comments: Naw, Baggers can't be Juicers.
Comments: Baggers can't be squeezers ?
Comments: Hmm - I wouldn't swear to it, but think Richard just used SNL's term to trash Jack & JD ... but, I could be wrong.
Comments: A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but .............."
Comments: Richard, I think they're out looking for better one-liners!!
Comments: SNL, speaking of joke-offs, what happend to Jack & JD.
Comments: Mike be sure to keep a sense of humor and always beleive in miracles!! Heck, you've posted twice in one day . . . miracles do happen!!
Comments: Thanks to James, Sandy and the lovely Ada for their notes. Don it was a real pleasure talking to you last night. God Willing, I will see you in Dallas soon!
Comments: ...................because not many of them know how to dance!
Comments: Thanks Ada and SNL for the kind remarks about Kira. Ada, she is Luke's proud big sis and she is going to Baylor (with the help of several scholarships) and she and her mother are there today meeting with the counselor to choose her curriculum. She is going to try to complete her degree in 3 years. Now you guys quit egging Dale and Richard on. Ada, you are providing the straight man/woman for Dale's ramblings. He must be beside himself with glee. Okay, so some of it was pretty funny.
Comments: All 3 of ya'll are too darn clever!!! Next mini, we should have a Joke-Off!!!! See who runs out of jokes first . . .!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm still waiting on the zinger for the mice joke?? I'm not very good with jokes, I forget the punch line as soon as I hear it! The ending is always a surprise to me. ![]()
Comments: Mr. Smiley, you are just too clever! |
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