Comments: How unusual Rick . . . a guy not paying attention to what is said!!
Comments: Hay SNL I liked the single girls evening prayer but if there was a man beneath her bed listening to her, he wasn't paying any attention.
Comments: Smiley - You're still the funniest!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments: I heard a story once that was not about male golf balls but was about a males' golf balls. Seems the wife was vacuuming under the bed and bumped a box she had never noticed. She pulled it out from under the bed and opened it finding it to contain 9 golf balls and $25,000. She asked her husband what was the deal with the box. He explained that every time they had a big fight he would put a golf ball in the box. She said "well we have been married for 39 years and there was only 9 golf balls so that's not so bad. Whats up with the money? " He said "Every time I got a dozen balls I would go sell them."
Comments: .....Footwedge, finally you have helped me discover my golfing problem....I've been playing with female golf balls all along!!!! How to find male golf balls??
Comments: I don't usually do this, but Smiley's poem reminded me of something an old boyfriend sent me way back in '68. He traveled a lot & used to send me postcards. One day I recvd this. The Single Girls Evening Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, I wish I had a man for keeps. Should there be a man beneath my bed . . . I hope he heard each word I said!
Comments: Footwedge, That reminds me of the bachelor's prayer: Lord give me the perfect woman, She'll be this and nothing more, Deaf and dumb and over-sexed And own a liquor store
Comments: SNL - You have such pretty grandones -- and Brooklyn has a beautiful smile. Sandy McGee -- WATCH IT!
Comments: JD it is amazing how 5-yr-olds interpt things! I guess he thought that whole album was YOUR G-kids!!!
Comments: Happy Jack Hawkins, the perfect female golf ball, goes to the right, is deaf, and can't talk. I'll take a dozen......
Comments: Butterfingers, I too am looking forward to a (early) morning on the links!! Playing with Botox and Budman is always interesting. I'll believe you are there when I watch your drive off the second tee. Have you picked up some new plaid shorts??? It would make more sense for Cable Guy to just send me a box or two of his favorite golf balls. If there is any water on the course, I and the balls I hit, will find it. Seems a win win situation. JD, I've tried that mind golf thing. In my mind the golf ball goes straight and lands in the general area I want it to. Something changes when the club strikes the ball. The ball seems to develop a mind and direction of its own. Usually about the time it reaches its peek, it takes a HARD right turn and another one when it hits the ground (or water if it is available). The exception is when I plan for the ball to go right, then it flys straight as an arrow. Young Mr. Round has taught me that SOMETIMES talking to the ball in flight will effect its flight or landing. But it seems often, after being struck, golf balls go deaf.
Comments: Mr. McGee, footwedge is a proper name and am pleasantly pleased that you have finally admitted that your game does not meet your talk...as foot wedge golf is only played in Texas. I hope no one from our class lives in Combine TX...unless they are looking for a police job...it appears that they have about 10 openings to add to the other 2 staff members that were retained after the firing of the others. Jack, you and Mr. Dagley do not have to take any gruff from footwedge McGee...your intellect is superior and the game of golf is played in your head...ask TIGER! LOL! KMG...am so happy for you...retirement is just around the corner for me and I can't wait! SNL, your grandchildren are beautiful. I let Jacob look at the pictures last night and he asked me if these were my other grandchildren...he just didn't understand and I may have made a mistake...I think he thought I was giving him up for yours...but as usual Nana came to the rescue and somehow explained the situation better than me. Then he turned to me and said "Thank you Grandpa, I love you" Wow...what a rush!!!
Comments: Happy Jack Hawkins, I look forward to giving a pouty look on the face of the Botox Kid and Tin Cup Capps tomorrow on the links. It's a beautiful day with a full Rainbow when one has the opportunity to take their money. Cable Guy Fugate, we miss your ugly mug and 300 yard drives. I'll toss a few golf balls into the ponds for you tomorrow. Cold Cash Dagley, heard a rumor you joined the staff at The Potter's House. I hope you Preach better than you putt.
Comments: TNX KMD! Brooklyn is so diff than the triplets! She weighs more now than all 3 did at her age!
Comments: SNL, the pictures of your grandones are awesome. Brooklyn is a cross between a Campbell soup baby and a Cabbage Patch doll. How do you ever stop chucking her rosy, round baby cheeks? Dylan, Daniel and April are really beautiful kids too. What a fun experience. Only 6 more days until retirement....tic...tic....tic...
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