Place: Garland Comments: SNL - if all that stuff Don L. told you does not work let me know and I will got buy you a bottle of really strong booze to deaden the pain!!!!!
Place: 66 Wisconsin Comments: Jack, thank you for reminding me about my grandmother...you're right...but the Bears are not whom everyone thinks they are...but let the game prove us all right or wrong...BTW...Jack...my eyes are Blue...and I know you know that!
Place: LV, TX Comments: SNL - Others have felt your pain & some of us still do! If you haven't done so already (once you're able): (1) Try stretching & floor exercises to help strengthen your 'core' muscles (stomach, arms & shoulders); (2) Tighten your core whenever you make any move that puts strain on your back - even getting out of bed & other simple stuff; (3) Keep your head up, tighten your core, & push with your legs to help lift things, holding them close; (4) Use an ice pack for 20-30 min. to help relieve pain; If all else fails, call me & I'll send whatever meds you want - plenty to share. ![]()
Place: LV, TX Comments: BELATED H a p p y B i r t h d a y wishes go out to Ron ‘Mando from OC’ Barker for 1/16 !!! Ron - We hope you’ll be celebrating a great one today, with gifts & grub galore. You FEMA guys must be pretty busy with all the flooding around the country. Hope you get some time off to rack up another good year. Best wishes for many more!
Place: 66erville Comments: Now JD, I KNOW your Grandmother taught you that old saying about counting your chickens... I think a group of Yankee Bears may have a slight say if the Packers get to come to Big D. Man I hope Kathy doesn't find out you talk about her like that. She'll slap you so hard your brown eyes will be blue and you'll only weigh 97 Lbs!!
Place: Down for the count Comments: My back went our yesterday at 2:30pm. Bn flat in bed since then. I'm gng to be scarce on GB for few days. Have to say GREAT Football this wkend!! JD, I know just how you feel . . . I will never forget our 3 SB runs bk in the 90s!!! It's a feeling you can't describe!! Trust me, if I had SB tickets I wdn't sell them for any price. Congrats to you & enjoy the ride. I gotta go lay down, be good & hopefully my back will get better soon.
Place: 66 Wisconsin Comments: Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen...The sale of cheese does not bring as much in the open market as the sale of oil. The first reason is because Cheese comes in heads...oil in barrels. A much larger container. Second, Cheese is usually white or yellow, can have a funny odor...and is made from Dairy Cows who have funny black & white coats which is confusing as they also produce chocolate milk. Oil is crude black and easier to determine what it really is as well as the black hats the owners of the crude wear on their heads. Third and last...very few people from Texas eat cheese as it has a plugging effect on the human digestive system where the dairy cows just crap all over the place...hence the funny color and sometimes...odor. Now, just because I have been living in "GOD's Country" since late 1970...doesn't mean that I am a stupid dairy cow who can not determine when one of my OIL MEN Friends is trying to pull a fast one on the price of tickets to the Super Bowl coming to Dallas in February. Therefore, I will gladly pay the nominal fee to sit on Mr. McGoo's sofa, be entertained by the MUTT, JEFF & BIRD Trio of Mr. Capps, Browning & Hawkins as long as I can bring my supply of cheese to your fair state...she weighs 1800 lbs and craps exactly where she wants...Oh BTW...she is an ABSOLUTE drinker...with a splash of buttermilk. But don't think for a moment that I am fooled by the outrageous prices you gentlemen have proposed to have me pay to come to Dallas for a Packer Victory...I may be a Cheesehead, have no oil like you guys...but my bodyguard is a hefty girl and carry's a 5 shooter in her BAG with the natural ability to crap all over you in the blink of an eye! And the BS continues to flow!!!
Place: Marsalis gang Comments: JD, Fingers has us on the 50 yd line at 14,000 a pop. 42 grand total without the beer and hot dogs. End-zone under 4 grand. take a peek. http://www.ticketexchangebyticketmaster.com/NFL/InventoryBrowse/Super-Bowl-XLV-Tickets-at-Cowboys-Stadium-in-Arlington?PID=952007&intcmp=tm104190&wt.mc_id=NFL_LEAGUE_TIX_SB&intcmp=tm104190&wt.mc_id=NFL_LEAGUE_TIX_SB&extcmp=Tickest_page_SBXLV
Place: NH Comments: THE PATRIOTS ARE PINHEADS!
Place: soggy,wet, McKinney Comments: Cheezehead, I found 4 sets of Super Bowl tickets for sale in the Morning News. Google http://shopping.dallasnews.com/class/classified ads. I assume 4 tickets will cost more than the houses we grew up in. You are welcome to sit on my leather sofa, be waited on by Bay Watch Capps, and half time entertainment will be Botox Browning and Happy Jack Hawkins. A large cash donation will reserve your seat.
Place: Marsalis gang Comments: JD, $ 9,750 - 20 yd line pal on line price. btw that's for one ticket. We ain't cheap down here. The Packers looked yesterday. Hope they pay us a visit in Feb. Butterfingers is taking me and the Kid and buying the beer also. Bovie and I will split the parking when Fingers lets us out at the front gate and parks his truck 2 miles away. I think Jack is sitting with Jerry in the high box
Place: Southlake Comments: Happy Birthday CAPT Ron Barker
Place: 66 Wisconsin Comments: Does Anyone Have Super Bowl Tickets For Sale ???
Place: FW Comments: Don, when you wake up you won't remember a thing and the pain down the back of your legs will be gone. The only pain I remember having during recovery were muscle cramps at the incision sites. Just do everything your doctor tells you and don't overdo on the exercising.
Place: Garland Comments: I bet they don't have any problems snuggling - warm or cold! |
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