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Place: CONROE Comments: Ms. Mc., Sorry about the "and then it rained" thing. I picked that up from "Sam from Sales" ( Hal Jay?) on WBAP. It's just a silly little thing to say to let folks know the stupid story is finally over. Won't happen again. DWS
Place: DS Comments: I don't get,... and then it rained?!? I tried to get tickets for tomorrow, but it was sold out...tight with my money  ...I wasn't going to pay twice or three times as much as the original price! 
Place: Conroe Comments: The manly maid story: A man and his wife have an argument one morning and as we men do he calls home to say he is sorry. Another man answers the phone. The husband asks "who is this?" The guy says "I'm the Manly-Maid. The husband says "We don't have a maid." The guy says "yes, you do. The lady of the house hired me this morning.Who is calling?" He says " I'm the husband of the lady of the house. Let me speak to her" (pause) I'm sorry sir but she is in the bedroom with a man and asked to not be disturbed and from what I can hear, I thought he was the husband. The husband completely looses it. He says " Would you like to make an extra $50,000?" The manly-maid says what do I have to do? The husband says "go into my office and get my pistol from the middle desk drawer and go blow their cheating heads off." He hears the phone put down and then two loud gun shots. The maid comes back and says " It's done!" The husband says "One more thing, drag them both outside and kick them into the deep end of the swimming pool. ( Long Pause) Uh, sir there's no pool in the back yard. Husband: What! Is this FR1-6886? The manly-maid says " No, this is FR1-6868! Oops! and then it rained.
Place: Beautiful weather today Comments: Opening day tomorrow at the ball yard in Arlington. Too busy to go, but ain't complaining. I'm swamped, the economy must be improving. Housing is down, but folks are improving their homes, most say they are not moving for 10 years or more. Cable Guy Fugate says he is buying the first round at the mini. I knew that boy was doing something illegal out West. Happy Jack, you up to a tee time next week?
Place: DeSoto Comments: Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute. Mr. Clean can clean your whole house and everything that's in it. Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean. Can't get this out of my mind, so I thought I would let you guys suffer with me. JD, if you're Mr. Clean, you're going to have to shave your head and work out.
Place: DeSoto Comments: Thanks Dale! Made me laugh out loud  SNL, I was going to ask you about the emails too. I had at least 20 last night, what's the deal? Sam, sorry to hear about your Mom. Thoughts and prayers are with you and the family.
Place: Big R Comments: I knew if anything would bring Smiley outta hiding . . . it would be this latest conversation.
Place: Conroe Comments: Point of clarification only: JD, Did you mean "slippage in the waist" or did you really mean "slippage in the waste" ? eeeeewwwww!
Place: Ladies Room or Mens Room Comments: You're right JD. Determining a room's gender might be tough for anyone, including Mr. MaGee. However, I was referencing his earlier statement that Baywatch Buddy had his name written on many bathroom walls in Lubbock back in the day, and I was just wondering if it was written in the ones designated for Ladies or for Men. Glad to know your cleaning skills have become so diverse. 
Place: AZ/TX Comments: Sam Our thought and prayers are with you and your family as you go thru this difficult time. Just remember that your SOC family are here for you. I speak from experience.
Place: 66 Wisconsin Comments: And, last but not lest Ms KMD...I do all types of rooms...BTW, how would McGoo know the gender difference between the two rooms?
Place: 66 Wisconsin Comments: Well, I should have known that I was going to be ridiculed by at least 2-3 people but this has gotten out of hand. And, as far as me bending over the bathtub or toilet, let's just explain your "CRACKS" were not humorous as my jeans fit me well and I have no slippage in the waste which would not be a pretty sight ...if you get the drift! Have adopted your suggestion Ms McM...thanks. Sam...tough decisions to make...been there...twice...Our prayers go with you and family...May God bless.
Place: Richardson Comments: Sammy, it's a heavy load we shoulder when taking care of our parents. Not easy being the one having to make decisions for your Mom or Dad! You & your brothers & mom are definitely in my prayers. As for the SOC emails?? must be from others as I've only sent out 3 this year. Just take care of your mom & we'll see you at the mini!
Place: Sachse Comments: Mr. McGee, was that the ladies room or the men's room?
Place: Sachse Comments: Sam, prayers have gone up for you, your mom and your family members. |
Good point Dale!! 
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