Comments: Sandy Lynn, I hate to report that due to the recession, I was recently layed off from my juicy job as Dale Smiley's "wingman". At first he was going to outsource the position to some turban-wearing fellow in Mumbai (formerly Bombay). Then Dale got the bright idea to just eliminate the middle-man. Now he simply makes a direct call to the "escort service". He tells me Thursdays are "senior day" and he gets a 15% discount. Yuvonne thinks he's at the golf course.
Comments: That's a funny thought Jack. After watching "How I Met Your Mother" all last season & again this year . . . the question is, Do we all have a "Wingman" or a "Winggirl"??? I think so! You're right, Toni's is KRL. Mine is Barbara! How 'bout the rest of you?? ![]() Anyone else care to share theirs . . . !!!!
Comments: Scattrershooting while wondering what has happened to Shortcake. Did she and Bobby rob a bank, fill up the new RV and take it on a trip?? OR did that new computer with Vista lock up, close down and refuse to be booted?? Toni, where is your winggirl?
Comments: I think I get the message. Heading off to a engineering (maintenance) conference. By the time the week is over, I'll have a duster in one hand and a wrench in the other. Yesterday was Housekeeping. Boy, I'm going be smart....on second thought maybe just over worked.
Comments: Budman, you did keep the Cuffman in check, I had problems with Short Backswing Cold Cash Dagley. The boy could be a back nine star at the G.B. Open. Prof. Smiley, the golf tourney will be a scramble format. You best look to partner with some seedy guys to win. Dagley tried to turn in his card yesterday with an 18. Leave your Bible at home.
Comments: Ms.McM, the golf Gods look down upon the mature super stars with favor, except when putting a 4 ft. putt. The word Fore is the Southern Baptist version of the word Screamed frequently by the fools I play with.
Comments: Dale u crack me up brother can't till all the fun starts on the 5th. it will be good to see u again
Comments: Buddy, I didn't mean to indicate that you would cheat..... BUT McGee said once you hit a hole-in- one and put down a ZERO on the scorecard ??? See ya on the 5th
Comments: Sandy, When a golfer hits toward someone in front of them on the course they actually warn the person by shouting "Fore" as in you folks beFORE me better watch out. It's often a last minute shout when you think your ball might strike someone so the custom was instituted to warn with the abbreviated version. Buddy, I know you were threatening to put vasaline on your opponents gripes but I will be checking to see that the faces of your clubs are not also doctored so you get maximum spin. Dirty trick but it works.
Comments: RN - plug in http://www.chu65nang67.us/nam/vietnam.html for more Janis and 100's others. Palmer did have an eye pleasing backdrop Butterfingers- I had Logan in check today; vasline on his grips; shoe laces tied together on the drives; but when I had him shooting at the wrong green I thought he was going to put the handcuffs on me. u let me down pardner. I did my part tying Logan up while u let COLD CASH Dagley roll in the pars on carrie over money holes Sandy Mc -4 is better saying than other 4 letter words on bad shots
Comments: Oooohhh Richard, now I remember why in the late 60's & early 70's I thought Tom Jones was so HOT!!! Oh La La he was so sexy!! Oh yeah . . . Janis was always great. Thanks for some very good memories!!!And John you have a good one too. I can see why you might like that Robert Palmer video!! And I don't think it was because he was a sharp dresser!! ![]() You guys have great taste in music videos!!
Comments: Whew, Richard, - I was afraid you were going to link us to someone like Nancy (Boots Were Made For Walkin') Sinatra. I was much relieved to see your choice and agree she is a Legend of that era. One of my favorite videos from the late 1980's features the late Robert Palmer and a gaggle of leggy zombies: http://youtube.com/watch?v=M3geoXOdnJQ You gotta admit he was a snappy dresser and had the ultimate backup singers.
Comments: Southworth (and anyone else) since you're a music connoisseur, follow this link. After all these years, we forget just how good she was. http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ib2b4BOZIQ
Comments: I can't believe you guys played golf with lighting rods in your hands today. It poured down here. Why does a golfer holler four when a ball is out of control. Why doesn't he just holler watch out?
Comments: Anyone playing in the Golden Bear Open should consider adding Lurker Dagley to their team. The boy hit some boomer drives, made a few putts, and has a shifty foot wedge. Bay Watch Capps says his name should be Cold Cash Jackson. He's a ringer looking for a game. |
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