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Comments: JS - Now, you're getting somewhere; 'side of the road' is where those back-door Russets & Baby Ruths belong anyway. Based on how this affected Richard, pull-eez, don't trash cold beer with any such personal experiences! Rick - That must be a pretty nasty piece of internet content, because the VA firewall will not allow me to open it here in the office - guess I'll try again at home later. Linda P - Now that you mention it, we also failed to mention Yams & Sweet Potatoes. Also, if your dogs can sleep thru floor sanding, I'd like to send my 2 up there for nap training! Jack - So, what sort of 'zen' awakening would the ball washer experience? (You started this ... and the 'ice hole' comment to JD) Dale 'Rodney' - Straighten your red tie: 'no respect'!
Comments: Dale, I can tell by the stories you tell that you were a teacher in a grade school. Maybe to long. I found proof that Southworth is not the first to have a Potato in his pants, take a look. http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dpotato%26ni%3D20%26ei%3Dutf-8%26y%3DSearch%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D41&w=500&h=375&imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F44%2F123982666_ead92e1f32.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fpatrick_q%2F123982666%2F&size=54.5kB&name=Playskool+Mr.+Potato+Head&p=potato&type=JPG&oid=88d30e7fd45d69ea&fusr=Patrick+Q&tit=Playskool+Mr.+Potato+Head&hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fpatrick_q%2F&no=58&tt=700,875&sigr=11hv26hvp&sigi=11d01871s&sigb=13gbr9k2a&sigh=117gg1n55
Comments: Smiley, that story was spudtacular!
Comments: As long as we are telling potato stories.... A young female potato approached her parents one evening and announced she was planning on getting married. Her parents were elated at first and asked who she had chosen as a prospective spouse. She in formed them that she was going to marry Paul Harvey. They were aghast and exclaimed that that would never do. The disappointed daughter asked why. The father explained that she was a highly genetically developed proud Irish Potato......... and Paul Harvey was just a Common Tater.
Comments: "Sand trap raker and ball washer ..." maybe I'll just leave this opportunity by the side of the road.
Comments: Can you guys hear the sanding of the new floor going on in my den? My dogs and I are hanging out in the tv room, oh, the dogs are sleeping, and I'm just going "nuts." Was the infamous potato a russet or a new potato? I don't remember hearing it identified. If it's a new potato, that is a whole different story. Any pictures taken of the potato-in-the-pants?
Comments: I have to thank Southworth for helping me lose weight...after his Speedo stories and can't seem to face a potato or a Baby Ruth. That's a really big drop in carbs and sugar.
Comments: Since you generally have to be bigger than the bag to caddie and if they let you drive the beer cart it would always be empty, Shortcake, the only jobs left I can think of is sandtrap raker and ball washer. What a good choice for you. Raking sand is one of those Zen exercises, I think. Should help calm you down and make for nice quiet time for all. Your sidekick on a trip? Haven't heard a peep out of Toni in a while.
Comments: Hey Guys - I don't know if ya'll are interested or not but the Garland Fire Department has a golf tournament coming up on the 15th of September. If any of you are interested let me know and I will em you the entry form. I think the entry date is Sept 1. I usually help with it every year and it is a lot of fun.
Comments: JS/Rick - Somehow, I get the impression that 'Mr.' Blackwell prefers his Russets in front. Jack - 'She' may be leftover from the East German dive team or was taught to believe that performance enhancing drugs would not grow hair on a woman's chest or a Russet further south. Sandy McM - Charles may not post on the g/b regularly, but if you'll get on his e-mail list, he'll supply you with a good variety of mostly-tasteful e-mails; which reminds me, I've fallen behind & owe him a few. 
Comments: That's why I love you, Jack, "One of us" how sweet. I ran into Charles Moss at Costco yesterday. Tried to get him to write on the GB. I know he reads it cause he said something to Courtney about the wet tee shirt contest. His ears must have been burning last Friday too, cause he was also brought up in our conversation, wasn't he Linda?
Comments: Jack, I was the FIRST to place a Baby Ruth in my Speedo. However, the summer heat and the propensities of the properties of chocolate soon led me to experiment with eggplants, bananas, and squash - finally settling on the trusty potatoe. Call me a pioneer.
Comments: Don; you know most joke and stories are based on fact. Maybe our friend Southworth is the basis of the potato in the pants story. Wonder if he has anything to do with the Baby Ruth in the pool story?? John: I thought one of the German divers may have had a potato in her suit. Did you see her??
Comments: John, with all due respect.... I don't think potatoes in the speedo was ever in style I'll check with Blackwell to see for sure but I think I'm correct.
Comments: Memo to Don L: Old joke?? Did you notice that not a single Olympic diver (not even the girls) had a potato in their suits? Not one. Maybe my well-intentioned fashion fad has gone out of style? |
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