Comments: I had almost forgotten about that, Dale - you're right. But, in this case, the snake & rabbit both died. I think that used to happen back in our day also, except the cop was actually the girl's daddy & the 'snake' was the young guy who indirectly caused the rabbit's death. Hence, the term 'shotgun wedding' - or take your chances outrunning the buckshot.
Comments: Happy Jack- Sounds like you are stepping in the right direction. I have found that after 40 years of golfing I have yet to wear out a golf ball till it was unplayable, due to water, woods, and whatnots. One thing about the Da Bear Golf Club you with hear some really bad lie's (scores cards) but we all way have a good lie in the fairway Putter advice-Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it !!!!
Comments: Don, I'm not sure what it means today, But it used to be that when a pretty girl told you "The rabbit died" it was not good news for you or the rabbit.
Comments: Raining like crazy here! The water is over my front side walk. It looks like it's 8:00 p.m. here. Don, I was hoping the rabbit was still alive and was able to hop away.
Comments: Jack, I think you might get a skins game , at $500.00 per hole, with Stevie Wonder at that hour.
Comments: As many of you know, in a moment of weakness ( had I been drinking??) and with the (?)encouragement of my lovely bride, I gave in to Pool Guy's nagging and agreed to take up golf. My 1st round of lessons are over. I am now the owner of a set of clubs, a bag, balls, tees, gloves, towel, socks and shoes. I have bought and played (very well, I might add) the Tiger Woods video game. I have visited many golf course sites to see where I apply to get scores from them. I have scoured the Internet to find a place to acquire my handicap. And I am prepared for the pounds to drop off and "feeling better than I have in a long time" to happen. Nope. Nada. Nothing!! I am beginning to think this is like that gym membership I had a few years back, you have to really go there and USE the equipment. Go to a golf course and use all this stuff to see results. Is there a course that has lights?? Can anybody get me a 10:00 PM tee time? Maybe just one drink before the game to relax me.....
Comments: In case some of you are not familiar with the city of Manor (May'-ner), it's a little bedroom community just S.E. of Austin, along Hwy 290. After this police call-out, you can bet they're wide awake: http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/local/072909_seven_foot_rattlesnake_found_in_manor
Comments: Ms Rich...request completed. Thanks for asking. And thanks for the comment on the 2nd GC...they are wonderful...Jacob has saved my life and I'm sure the new one will do the same more than once.
Comments: JD -- will you send me a copy of the Federal Health Care Bill to my email address as a copy? I couldn't pull it up. My home email address is rich_linda@sbcglobal.net Thanks. Linda PS -- Congratulations on the impending birth of your new grandchild. I spent the better part of the day yesterday with my 12 & 14 year old grandkids, playing Mexican Train and Aggravation and we had a ball. They live in McKinney and I hadn't seen them in a couple of months.
Comments: Good morning to the class of 1966...and all the ships at sea! I have been noticing the amount of discussion on the Federal Health Care Bill...better known as H.R 3200. Instead of having others...especially the left side of the fence tell me what is inside this piece of legislation...I have started reading it to ensure that I know what is really in this piece of legislation. If you are interested, do what I did...go to the Internet and downloaded a PDF file for myself. So, if you are interested...please become informed and go to the website...WWW.Thomas.loc.gov and obtain your own copy. The time is about 2 minutes to download the PDF copy. Just my way of attempting to help all of us become informed. If anyone has trouble...just call me, or e-mail me and I will be honored to send a copy to you via e-mail. Respectfully, Mr. Garoutte
Comments: Man, Annette you sure woke up on the far right side of your bed yesterday. President Obama will fix it all and make it right at the proper time...don't fret. If nothing else, there's plenty of comic material in the makings which you should be able to use. What about your comic career...are you appearing anywhere?
Comments: ShovelDog, how long after Judge Sonja is installed do you think that will happen?? Have you and Kathleen gotten the forms so you can list all of us "dangerous gun owners" for them?? Just in case there is any doubt, I plan to give them all my ammo first.
Comments: Sandra - - Only if you RSVP!
Comments: Southworth when the community organizers in brown uniforms with Acorn on the lapel come to my house for census I plan on hanging Obama posters everywhere in the house. That way on the census line I get a pass on house hold fire arms. I'm not that ignorant to out fox that articulate black guy; oops unless you turn me in !!!!
Comments: Hi, my name is Sandra and I'm an ignoramus. ![]() I sure hope the girl's will still let me have brunch with them ![]() |
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