Comments: Sandra, Hes got The Botox Kid and the Bud man.
Comments: Regarding Buddy's post, Unbelievable!!!!! ![]() (McGee, doesn't have the boobs for it) ![]()
Comments: I can't help it, Sandra. I've always been gullible!
Comments: Butterfingers I know how you like changing with the times but Texas is not ready for you to run as Mayor yet. Holly Cow Rod !!! http://blogout.justout.com/?p=3882
Comments: Rev. Smiley. I have a feeling you were bent over your father's knee, after disrespecting your mother and that bit of advise was passed or paddled on to you....... And Susan fell for it, bless her heart. Jack you better watch it!
Comments: Dale, that is so sweet! Your Dad was a wise man, indeed!
Comments: Happy Jack Hawkins, as evidenced by the membership of Prof. Smiles and Cable Guy, past prison time grants you immediate entry into the Da Bear Golf Club. The Orange Jump suit is optional, Plaid is now the color. Give me $5.00, you can trust me, I promise.
Comments: Long ago , when I told my dad that I was going to ask Yuvonne to marry me, he gave me this advice. It has helped develop the very philosophy by which I am alive today. He said " Women are by far Gods most wonderful creation. And they are the most remarkable while being the fairer sex. Whatever you give a woman she will make it greater. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. If you give her a few groceries, she will give you a fine meal. If you give her a house, she will give you a loving home. If you give her a little loving, she will give you a wonderful child. Women have the ability to multiply and enlarge whatever is given to them. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to be in (I think the expression used last week was) Deep Do-Do." He was a wise man
Comments: Sandra, Thank you. I will try to do better.
Comments: You made me chuckle, Dale. Not laugh, chuckle
Comments: Rod Savage- I was wondering if you was heading over to Silverton Or to play some hands of 42 with Mayor Stu on this Sat nite my friend ?
Comments: I had almost forgotten about that, Dale - you're right. But, in this case, the snake & rabbit both died. I think that used to happen back in our day also, except the cop was actually the girl's daddy & the 'snake' was the young guy who indirectly caused the rabbit's death. Hence, the term 'shotgun wedding' - or take your chances outrunning the buckshot.
Comments: Happy Jack- Sounds like you are stepping in the right direction. I have found that after 40 years of golfing I have yet to wear out a golf ball till it was unplayable, due to water, woods, and whatnots. One thing about the Da Bear Golf Club you with hear some really bad lie's (scores cards) but we all way have a good lie in the fairway Putter advice-Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it !!!!
Comments: Don, I'm not sure what it means today, But it used to be that when a pretty girl told you "The rabbit died" it was not good news for you or the rabbit.
Comments: Raining like crazy here! The water is over my front side walk. It looks like it's 8:00 p.m. here. Don, I was hoping the rabbit was still alive and was able to hop away. |
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