Comments: Southworth, even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow. Where DOES Smiley get that stuff???...again?
Comments: Once a man moved way out West He thought California was best Till a hawk caught a mouse Just outside his house. You'll have to ask Richard the rest.
Comments: Talked with Gordy late last wk & he wanted me to remind everyone abt his annual 4th of July party! I know several of you have come in the past & we've always had a great time. Lots of food & fun people! Ya'll know whre it is... same place you go to see the fantastic Christmas light dislplays!!! ![]() Gordy's House - Sunday, 4th of July!! Dinner is at 5:00pm! Bring a covered dish & Gordy provides all the meat! He also supplies the plates, cups, utensils & tea. Hope to see a bunch of you there! If you need the specific address or wd like directions, gimme a call or email me.
Comments: Richard, I suspect Smiley has rooms full of old issues of Mad magazine, The Daily Reader, Boy's Life, The Administrator's Guide to Public Speaking and How to Distract the School Board Meeting with Groans and Laughter.
Comments: Jack, I know you're not calling PETA because I've read posts you've placed regarding them. I think they're looking for you. Where DOES Smiley come up with that stuff???
Comments: HAPPY FATHERS DAY EVERYONE. Hope that you guys had a really really great day and did the samething that I know you usually do - nothing.
Comments: Happy Fathers' Day to all you Papa Bears out there and also the mates of the Mama Bears. All of you need to kick back and enjoy the day! Love all of you!
Comments: Sandy Mc, there is probably a considerable surplus at the ranch. Perhaps Smiley will share it with the neighboring towns of Brownwood ... and Abilene ... and Rising Star ... and Eastland ... and Waco ... and ... [you get my drift].
Comments: They must have a lot of manure on the Ranch; don't ya think John?
Comments: (insert heavy groan and rolling of eyes here)
Comments: Richard, I also have had a recent experience with a red-tailed hawk. Yuvonne and I were taking our morning coffee on the back porch at the ranch and watching it snow one morning last January. Suddenly a hawk flew directly into an English Wren, also in flight. The hawk was not able to grab the smaller bird but hit it so hard it broke its wing and it fell into the snow. Yuvonne has always had a soft heart and ran to pick up the shivering puff of feathers. I knew she was going to try to nurse it back to health and said " Von, we ain't keeping that @*&^$# bird". She turned and looked at me and said " Don't use that kind of language around the chilled wren". We released the healthy little fellow about two months later.
Comments: Hi Y'all!!! I'm back from hosting my 2 Grandkids from WY. We've been to six flags, played video games (forever), had watergun fights in the backyard, played in the sprinkler, cooked hamburgers and made smores, played Wii and made ice cream sundaes, played games and put together a 500 piece puzzle (well, actually Glynda and I are still finishing it up. I'm broke, sore and can't wipe this smile off my face. I already miss the little buggers but find the quietness refreshing. I won't EVEN try and join in the one liners. I think all I know have already been told. The ones left would cause me to get a chastising email from Sandy Mc and a beating from SNL!!!!! Richard, I have contacted PETA and the EPA and the Parks and Wildlife department regarding your possible damaging that poor Red Tail Hawk. We can not be sure that was rat blood. Smacking into that hard head of yours may have hurt the Hawk. The Hawk may have just been giving the rat a lift or taking him on a sight seeing tour of the area. They will probably place you in house arrest until they can determine who's blood was spilled. With those groups investigating, you better hope it is your blood! Thanks for missing me
Comments: A period always comes at the end of your sentence.
Comments: Well hello there Tommy Barr...been a while.
Comments: The reports on unemployment say that people who are no longer on unemployment did not necessarily find jobs; they have just given up looking. How do they know that? |
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