Comments: Richard, You are the king, but that reminds me that I did know a Leper prostitute but her business fell off.
Comments: I don't know why I thought I could compete with Smiley. Or, If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
Comments: Mike Dunn - I know you are a "lurker" here on this site & that's Ok. We love lurkers bec we know they are keeping up with us! As Don L said, you take it easy & get the problem fixed so you can get back to better health. My prayers for you to improve will continue. KMD - I bet Kira's dad keeps a shotgun leaning against the front door!!!
Comments: Dale, It took me a minute, but that did put a smile on my face!
Comments: Richard, I'm getting old, Zeke. Sorry to hear about the baby seal clubbing. A cannibal was out for a walk when he passed his brother...
Comments: Smiley, I just knew that rat story was going to spur you to post one of your jokes....what took you so long? Back at you... "So, a baby seal walks into a club..."
Comments: Mike - Great talking with you this evening & looking forward to catching you in Dallas in the not-too-distant future. But, first things first - get fixed, get well & stay healthy - til then! 'Prayer Bears' - Time to crank it up for Mike - he's got a date with the cardiac surgeon again, 2 weeks from today.
Comments: Thanks to all for the Get Well wishes and emails!
Comments: Karen, Kira is absolutly beautiful. What will she be doing now? Isn't she Luke's sister.....good genes in your family.....good match for Sophie!
Comments: Seems ya'll are in a summer fog!!! Wake up. . . go to the Pride & Joy pg to see this pretty Granddaughter! KMD - She's a keeper!!!
Comments: Sorry to hear about your cat Ronney. That is hard to do. Richard - the snake was in my RV and you are welcome to any and all snakes that are anywhere near me. ![]()
Comments: Richard, Read with interest your Red Tailed Hawk story. Glad you are doing OK. As I read the story I was in hopes the critter you saw being carried away was just a rabbit so I could use my "Receding Hare " line, but I guess you saw the dirty, infested vermin up close enough to be sure it was just a bloody rat.
Comments: Sorry JAda, I forgot to say HELLO, I guess I was so excided about seeing that cat, OOh so close to my house. Don L That is something I wouldn't wish on anyone.
Comments: Rick - Our 2 dogs trapped one of those cats beside our house a few weeks ago. I had let them out to do their morning business just before leaving for work around 6 am. Instead of going to work, I rescued the dogs & we all got to gag alot while taking a double bath in a mixture of Dawn, peroxide & baking soda. Since we didn't have any tomato juice or any place to buy some, this internet remedy worked pretty well. I later bought some quart bottles of Nature's Miracle at PetSmart, which also worked very well as a special-purpose spray deodorizer. We're keeping 2 extra bottles handy in case our dogs decide to prove the experience wasn't a lesson learned.
Comments: I saw a stray cat on my street this morning, He was black with a white streek down his back and a big fluffy tail. If any one wants him, I will tell you where I live and help you catch him. |
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