Place: In Wisconsin Comments: Kathy is asking for all to not send flowers...she is allergic to all flowers but cash would be good...and the funeral is THIS Thursday the 10th. Kathy has a vacation scheduled for Friday!
Place: In Wisconsin Comments: Written by a Friend of J.D. Garoutte.
J.D.,walk into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his Kathy.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his Kathy and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, Kathy thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
J.D. screams in shock... "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed
MORAL...never scream at your wife when she is posing in a very sheer negligee !!!
Place: 66erville Comments: Size doesn't matter. The Salvation Army takes all sizes. They probably won't ever care that it is a Packer shirt.
Place: Richardson Comments: JD - You are so crafty! ![]() I'm in process of nailing it down today. Hope to post the details within 24 hrs. Come on down . . . us Texans are welcoming to everyone, even Cheeseheads! ![]()
Place: AZ Comments: J.D. I wear an XL
Place: Garland Comments: Congrats J.D. - I was afraid that something was going to happen at the last minute but ya'll did it. If the Boys could not take it at least you are happy!!!!
Place: Packer Land Comments: Well SNL...please tell me the date of the mini...maybe I'll show up there with my gifts for the "CHAMPS" instead. McGee, I'll get you that Packer Golf shirt...and maybe one for Bovie and Mr. Hawkins as well...get me the sizes and I might show up at the mini just to deliver as promised.
Place: 66erville Comments: Anyone know who ray lowell is and why I should read his daily flog??
Place: Southlake Comments: Happy birthday to my Buddy Capps
Place: Marsalis gang Comments: I think some one with bionic knees here, now has a bionic tongue and the brain has a hard time catching up. That someone had an auto in the 60's we had to push to get started, with check the gas and fill it up with oil stops. I have always been proud to have you as a friend (when no one else will claim you). Put wheels on that senior hopper walker and try to stay up SLOW POKE. Mr. Hole
Place: Cowboys territory Comments: OK Cheesehead, don't press your luck. We're all being nice to you because you're a classmate & we figure if our team can't make it to the Big Show, then we'll root for the team that did! Just remember, come reunion time, we'll be in the middle of football season!! Ain't nobody in this group going to be yelling "Go Pack". The security guard & Deputy Dawg have already been given your photo & instructed to confiscate anything in dark green or cheese yellow!!
Place: 66 Packer Land Comments: The "WINNER'S Circle" is a wonderful place to be. As a team, there were many who thought that the "Circle" might be out of their reach...but alas, obviously not.
All I can say is 31 - 25
Maybe I'll bring more "Packer Stuff" to the reunion...and any special orders that might be desired by others than the committee.
You can start your orders anytime after February 28, 2011 but must be closed out by September 1, 2011. Please e-mail request to jdg53@wi.rr.com. Now there is one present I will not bring as I am keeping them for myself...and that would be the "PACKERS by 4 grouping !!!!!
Place: chilly McKinney Comments: Happy Birthday to my bud Tin Cup Capps. Edwin Watts is custom fitting your present as I type this note. They are using the fitting booth with a couple of studs from the local assisted living home in Euless. These guys swing speed is higher than yours, they taped a brick on the driver to get the correct mph. A custom walker with a horn is also part of the package. Happy Birthday Stud Muffin. Fingers
Place: 66erville Comments: Happy Birthday Buddy. Probably never get to play golf on your birthday do you? I bet you have spent it fishing though. Congrats, Cheesehead!! Is there any Grey Goose left??
Place: In Between Comments: Buddy, I must have had some of your relatives at the hotel the last four days! |
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