Place: Richardson Comments: Uh Oh, now things are looking serious!
Place: 66 Wisconsin Comments: SNL...I have now decided on the best gift I can bring you at the Mini...I believe it might be a little large...but please don't wash it as it will only get larger because it will absorb the water. If you watched the Packer Song from the web site you were so kind to post you probably got at least one viewing of the product...maybe two!
Place: 66 Wisconsin - Super Bowl Winners Comments: Ada Ann...Kathy has all the sparkly stones she needs...now if she wants more then she can find another guy to meet that requirement and I will give all my money to the OCGIRLS for their retirements...LOL
Place: NH Comments: J.D., I hope you have money set aside for a stone....Kathy would like a BIG sparkly one!
Place: In Wisconsin Comments: Kathy is asking for all to not send flowers...she is allergic to all flowers but cash would be good...and the funeral is THIS Thursday the 10th. Kathy has a vacation scheduled for Friday!
Place: In Wisconsin Comments: Written by a Friend of J.D. Garoutte.
J.D.,walk into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his Kathy.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his Kathy and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, Kathy thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
J.D. screams in shock... "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed
MORAL...never scream at your wife when she is posing in a very sheer negligee !!!
Place: 66erville Comments: Size doesn't matter. The Salvation Army takes all sizes. They probably won't ever care that it is a Packer shirt.
Place: Richardson Comments: JD - You are so crafty! ![]() I'm in process of nailing it down today. Hope to post the details within 24 hrs. Come on down . . . us Texans are welcoming to everyone, even Cheeseheads! ![]()
Place: AZ Comments: J.D. I wear an XL
Place: Garland Comments: Congrats J.D. - I was afraid that something was going to happen at the last minute but ya'll did it. If the Boys could not take it at least you are happy!!!!
Place: Packer Land Comments: Well SNL...please tell me the date of the mini...maybe I'll show up there with my gifts for the "CHAMPS" instead. McGee, I'll get you that Packer Golf shirt...and maybe one for Bovie and Mr. Hawkins as well...get me the sizes and I might show up at the mini just to deliver as promised.
Place: 66erville Comments: Anyone know who ray lowell is and why I should read his daily flog??
Place: Southlake Comments: Happy birthday to my Buddy Capps
Place: Marsalis gang Comments: I think some one with bionic knees here, now has a bionic tongue and the brain has a hard time catching up. That someone had an auto in the 60's we had to push to get started, with check the gas and fill it up with oil stops. I have always been proud to have you as a friend (when no one else will claim you). Put wheels on that senior hopper walker and try to stay up SLOW POKE. Mr. Hole
Place: Cowboys territory Comments: OK Cheesehead, don't press your luck. We're all being nice to you because you're a classmate & we figure if our team can't make it to the Big Show, then we'll root for the team that did! Just remember, come reunion time, we'll be in the middle of football season!! Ain't nobody in this group going to be yelling "Go Pack". The security guard & Deputy Dawg have already been given your photo & instructed to confiscate anything in dark green or cheese yellow!! |
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