Comments: Mr. McGee, do you have lace on your boxers? JD wants to know.
Comments: Toni, yes it really works, I do the same with my eyeliner. Linda, if you see a lump, it's my cell phone.
Comments: Ms McM...I need some time to determine my response to you and the others...so bear with me..."I DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE"...little a...Happy Jack & I would love to be your straight men in your comedy act...as you can see we are willing to say almost anything... I do have one question SNL...has the3re always been room for others in ladies bras? If so why didn't someone tell me...I had no clue...and RN if you really once found a License Plate...was it hard metal? Please advise as to how that worked...O.K. I apologize...I'm getting out of hand Ms McM...I answer the Oprah question if you will go back...read all of our posts and come back and answer the questions...but please ask McGee if he has lace on those boxers...then please rephrase the Oprah question.
Comments: Jack, JD, do "real men" watch Oprah?
Comments: I love it Sandy--- HOT POCKETS!!! Me---I have to settle for MILK DUDS! Richard---no need to apologize---you're not one of those West Coast Types are you? Yes, I'm still doing the Standup--It's Great, focuses your mind like a Hanging!---worked at La Casa Blue, and The Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd---have an open invitation to perform each month from Vargus Mason, but don't think I'll be flying in from Houston. I've enrolled in a workshop at Rice University for Corporate Improv---sounds very interesting!
Comments: Ms. Toni RJ, taxes in McKinney are the highest in Collin Co. Great place to live but expensive. Richard, Happy Jack J.D., this week I was asked by my wife to view a taped show of Oprah Winfrey. Her guest was a female Dr. that had the audience stand, with left hand over the heart. The right hand was placed you know where. The object is to generate heat from the heart to the Magic Time Machine. Now we know why women have such a smile on their faces at Cowboy Games during the singing of the Nat. Ant. Ladies, did this bring a smile to your face? ![]()
Comments: Ms. McMakin, as the day goes on you get funnier! Because I've been laughing at you & the others all day it's been hard to concentrate on work!! HOT POCKETS!!
Comments: Hot Pockets
Comments: Jack, I had that job once. The pay was $2.00 per hour, but at the time that was all I could afford to pay.(an old Woody Allen joke).
Comments: Jack - No brand comes with a pocket. You create your own "pocket". . . er, uh, let's just say the more endowed the better the pocket!
Comments: Linda: We have very limited knowledge. Only know how that clasp thingy in the back works. SNL: no old lady stuff. Was it a key on one side and a quarter on the other for balance? What brand comes with a pocket?? Richard; You sure that wasn't her VIN plate(anybody we'd know??) You got some stories to tell next time you're in town. Have applied twice for job as a bra fitter. Not offer the job yet. Is that discrimination??
Comments: It's not experience Susan; they just keep updating them...making them more complicated. And SNL's right...you can find all kinds of stuff in those things. Found a license plate from an old VW once....just like cutting open that shark in Jaws.
Comments: OK JD, as long as you're not calling me an old lady!! I think they run the ad for those Kevlar vests you're talking about around 1:30am on the info station!!!
Comments: SNL, wouldn't you think that by now, the guys would know how bras are constructed? I mean, c'mon! They're not inexperienced 18 year olds any more!
Comments: SNL you're the boss and I would never...never...and I mean never would I infer that you, or any lady in our class...was old...or would use the "Industrial Strength" (to use the Ms Perkins) terminology to describe any bra that you ladies might wear...and I do know about the "WIRE" and that is not exactly what I am talking about...I'm really talking about Ms Perkins description...and to be more specific the Kevlar Vest I am describing are the bullet proof protective vests our military now wears in combat...i fact...I'm at the point in my life that I am losing weight so I don't have to worry about my own "A" cups...ask Ms McM..she sent me a photo that I think she took while I was i the shower in my room during the 40th Reunion...and made a little musical ditty out of it...LOLNow to get to Jack's comments...WHAT POCKET???? LOL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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