Comments: You guys leave Mr. Smiley alone. Hey, Yuvonne, remember 30+ years ago before bedtime Dale took a shower, spalshed on some Old Spice and didn't wear socks? O.K. So now he goes to bed smelling like Deepheat and Vick's Vap-O-Rub. Gotta love da man of your life no matter what the circumstances.
Comments: Sam: It is really a shame that you left Bushman after the first grade. You should have waited until the third grade. In 2nd grade, we had the best teacher ever...Mrs. Cunningham. She was a saint. She loved kids, was patient, and lifted us up all the time. I don't think I ever saw her mad. She hugged us and had a good time with us. She was a "perfect" teacher. Unfortunately she moved away after that year. The 3rd grade was horrible. We had Miss Tart. We often spelled that with an "F" behind her back. She hated children and let us know that daily. She was abusive and had no business working with children. Luckily, she left (I don't know if she left on her own or had help....probably the latter) in the middle of the year. That thoroughly disrupted all of us. But, I was so happy to be away from her. You would have loved Mrs. Cunningham, though. But, I am sure you had a great time at Lisbon. By the way, how is Sarah doing? Give her a hug from Connie and me.
Comments: No offense taken MR.G. I'm with you, still trying to picture a wheel chair unless Sarah wants to join me and then McGee can wheel up and pay us a visit. Just watch out for Ronney Mckee. Knowing him he'll paint black and red circles and take target practice with the pebbles from the pond I'll have Mr. McGee build for me. SNL....Da boys done through. Get over it dear. I know tis hard to believe but it happens. Have a good cry with T.O. and move on down the road babe.
Comments: Ronney - What an imagination -- butt holding bicycle wheels, motorcycle wheels. That's a "sick" picture. This morning on Good Morning America, there was a clip about American sumo wrestlers. One of them turned his backside towards the camera. Now there's a butt. Really, I didn't want to see that this morning -- a man in an extra large diaper. YIKES!
Comments: BLB -- so sorry for your loss. I'll be praying for your family and the healing of hearts. Rick Watts -- Happy Birthday and many more. Hope you had a great day out in CA. What's this about Richard standing you up? Were you called Ricky in h.s. or Rickypoo as SNL calls you? Mr. Dimples, JD -- What's this about death and dying? Even some of us girls would volunteer to carry your casket. Karen RL - Hope you are feeling better. I always wanted to be short. I thought short girls were so cute. I always was tall and gangly. Now I'm glad that I am tall and the weight has a bigger space to be distributed.
Comments: Now, SAM: I was thinking that if you are cremated, they can place your urn on the 3rd base at the Lisbon baseball field. Then, I can throw rocks at it to scatter the ashes. How about that? I can just see your naked butt sticking up to hold parked bikes. But, you know that someone like JD would try to park a motorcycle with reallyl wide wheels. That might hurt.....even if you are dead. And you are right, the temptation to throw rocks at that butt would be too great for me to resist. I'd throw rocks in honor/memory of our Bushman staff. You know....here's one for Mr. Jameson. Here's one for Mrs. Bush. Here's one for Mr. Hitt. And, so on... Of course the one in memory of Mr. Bushman would be a really big chunk of concrete. Your butt would be so pot-marked when I'd get through everyone would want to coat it with acne cream. haha!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Comments: Sam...thanks for coming back on and adding to our discussion on dying...I was afraid I might have offended you...and I believe some of our classmates may have thought that as well...but as usual...my SOC friends come alive with flying colors...I like your two options...especially the second one. And as a side note...as usual, Sam, McGee doesn't understand that only one wheel will fit between your cheeks...so a "WHEEL CHAIR" won't work McGee...do we need to draw you a picture...man I love you but am beginning to realize that you must have been hit in the head many...many...many times when you played and coached baseball. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() RN, you owe the class an apology...Rick Watts is one of our treasures...and you dissed him...man that's low...even by my standards...but especially for a guy who lives in the state of fruits and nuts...you should be ashamed. A streaker comes to your neighborhood and you forget to call him...wow... Dale...I need to talk to you to see where your mind is going...or coming...I thought Yuvonne had you under control... SNL...just think, Summer Camp Football 08-09 is only 150 some odd days away...I'm sure you can hold out for the blue and gold...I mean silver and green...I mean...well you know...that team that starts with a C and ends with Green Bay...LOL...(just kidding...please don't throw any more thunder bolts, I had to repair my roof with your last barrage) And the last game is Sunday...not so Super in My mind...how about yours? Getting ready for June...cleaning my clubs and balls so I can compete...I mean beat the guys like last time... It must be early in the morning..I'm beginning to ramble...bye...
Comments: Sam, make that wheel Chairs...........
Comments: Well J.D. I'm torn between two options when I pass from this world. The late 50's side of me wants to be cremated and ashes sprinkled on the third base side of Lisbon Elementary school baseball field. Jack H. knows what I'm talking about. Sarah said I'm nut's so............... Here's the deal. I want to buried naked with my butt sticking up out of the grave so my SOC friends will have a place to park their bicycles when they come visit me. You guys decide. Ronney, no using it as target practice for rock throwing contests. TTFN
Comments: Duh, s/b watched and than instead of that. Dale just made me nervous.
Comments: Dale, did the Smurf's spell there name with two f's? I'm, sure you watch them till you were blue
Comments: My, my . . . looks like Dale has been hitting the Geritol. Apparently retirement makes him feisty!!
Comments: The purpose of this post is to take up for my friend Shortcake Reynolds. I don't think we should pick on her just cause she is short. There is room on this earth for ALL people: short-tall, skinny fat etc. Example: where do pretty girls with great figures get jobs? Thats right HOOTERS! Where do girls with one leg get jobs? Thats right IHOP! So there is a place for all people! Can we help it if God built Karen's butt a little closer to the ground than normal people? NO! I'd say its just that less far to fall on those nights she gets sloppy drunk. Karen, back in October, when you were trying to decide what costume to wear did any of your friends even suggest blue paint?* NO! Because we love you.We would never stoop that low (OOPS you know what I mean) I just wanted you to know that we love and respect you even though you are altitudnally challenged. Yuvonne and I will be most pleased to have you take our pictures. ![]() ![]() * Note to Sandy Mc..... Think "Smurff"
Comments: ....but Rickie didn't lose the number....Richie did!
Comments: ...hey wait!!!! All I said was, good lord, another camera! I'm not taking credit for anything else.....I never said a word about a pest. |
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