Comments: Ok, now I can go to bed. Been waiting up to see if JS got the right punch line on JAda's joke!! Ya'll are funny tonight! Tanqueray ... best gin & tonic!
Comments: John, that is scary....we think alike. See you on 678.
Comments: If we are going to stoop to animal jokes: What disease can you get from kissing a bird? Answer : Chirpes (It's a Canareal disease thats un tweetable !)
Comments: ... because not many mice know how to dance! [sidebar: Tanqueray & Tonic, please][like the foppish Tony Sinclair]
Comments: Okay....Here is my favorite joke: Why do mice have small balls? Now, give me your answers....first right answer gets a free drink on 678.
Comments: Reynolds-Wrap: You mention being at the Fire Admin. You're watching some hunk work out. And, you say: "There just seems to be too much to do lately and not enough time to get it done." My gosh! Is that your way of saying: "So many men and too little time." ?????????????????? ![]()
Comments: J.D., thank God I was exagerating about how big my waist is. Otherwise, I would be wearing the chair I am now sitting in to the June get-together!!!! But, in college, I was SO skinny that I had to buy my clothes in the boy's department. I was too small for the men's department. Do you have any earthly idea how humiliating it is to be an adult walking around town with Osh Kosh by Gosh on your clothes............AND with a snap up crotch? Oye Vey!!!! annette: Here's your first joke. Question: Do you know the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Answer: The taste. That's enough. SNL will spank the back of my hands if I tell another one like that. She probably already has her spanking paddle ready for a number of us when we meet in June. ![]() ![]()
Comments: JD -- I think the ladies on the GB know what downhill means -- IT'S BODY PARTS THAT START GOING DOWNHILL! Do I need to be more specific? Just think about it. And JD -- you just keep that putter in check. You never know what might happen to it.
Comments: Perkins...I'm sure I'm going to get into lots of trouble for this but then again...I've always been there so it's not like it's not a familiar location for me... But does "DOWNHILL" make reference to anything in particular with you...or any ladies for that matter...or is that just an expression...I ask because over the years I have noticed some people going "DOWNHILL" much more than others...LOL ![]() And my observations are because I have always been looking...LOL Ask any young lady who might have had the unfortunate experience of sitting behind me and to my right...in almost any class! LOL![]() ![]() I'm so sorry...did I really say that!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And, please don't sensor me oh GREAT ONE! I have not used any profanity nor taken the name of our LORD in vain. Oh BTW...I too find myself going down hill...especially if on a slanted green where I can't stop my ball from running off the green if my stiff putter hits it to hard!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Comments: Don't pay the ransom
Comments: Ronney McKee -- You are too funny. Were you that funny in h.s.? Sorry I missed it. I, too, had a small waist at one time -- it now belongs to my 3 girls and everything else is headed downhill.
Comments: Alright, what in the heak is going on in th eHousto9n area with all those ants...don't you guys have ORKIN???
Comments: McKee...have you given any thought to being a comedian? If not you should...or at least write for one...hey Annette (with the little "a") maybe you could use this guy for your skits...call him...anyone with a "54" inch waist and admits is really out there... O.K. Ron,...I have now given you the reference...so go to it!!!
Comments: Oh, I still have a 27-inch waist. It goes from the left side to the right side. I have another one in the back.
Comments: Richard.....great minds run along the same path!!! I was thinking the same thing......where did I put that 24 inch waistline? It must be here somewhere! |
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